I'm gonna miss this American stuff

In preparation for my departure, I have taken the liberty of eating whatever I want (that's American), doing American activities, and relishing these last moments that I constantly repine over, however, I will [regrettably] miss.

Mexican Food:

My weird fam:

The beach/surfing:

Reading/Speaking/Thinking in English:

Yoga:

This lady:

Oh...and maybe this room...[even though it is the main source of my anxiety at the present moment]:

This will be my English outlet as I embark upon my Spanish voyage to the authentic pillar of Spain in Cordoba. Please participate in viewing my rantics [rant + antics] and sharing them with me. I fear [for my readers] that my normal prose will be much loftier now more than ever since I will be deprived of all English usage until elicited from me. Pero, primero, mis cumpleanos, luego, el viaje de su vida!